Apr 9

Last week I read a pretty thought provoking post by Mass based Social Media Rockstar, Chris Brogan in which he answers answered the question “What Does Facebook actually DO for Me?“.

The answer, it turns out is “not that much”.

(Side note: if you find anything I write remotely interesting, you should also probably visit his site regularly - actually, you should stop reading my blog now and just go read his instead. Admittedly: he’s much better at all this than I am.)

I found the comments to his post equally interesting to his original question. Scroll through them and you’ll find that very few people are actually that happy with Facebook these days, nor do they find it incredibly useful.

Similarly, last week another Boston based blogger wrote about the (all too common) comparison between Facebook and AOL- claiming that “Facebook is a fad” (read that post too, he comes to a pretty similar conclusion that I might eventually get to). The point is: the novelty is gone and the functionality is disappearing. Because no, I don’t want to buy a virtual item. And no, I don’t want to throw a digital sheep at someone.

And that’s the thing: I don’t really “get” Facebook right now. In its current state, Facebook is stuck in a state of preadolescence. Stemming into high schools, but still trying to be the cool thing for college students, and now branching into the professional world of office networks, job searching, and parents. In its attempt to impress too many people at once, Facebook is like an awkward middle-schooler, trying to run but stumbling over its recently lengthened legs. See, Facebook isn’t dying, it just no longer fits into its old clothes. (Hopefully you’re still with me on this puberty analogy, because it’s going to continue…)

If you remember, one day Facebook woke up and had an application platform. This growth-spurt made it looks really silly because just because there’s an API doesn’t mean people knew what to do with it. Of course the early apps were stupid - that’s just Facebook growing up. Maybe that whole zombie thing was just a voice-crack on Facebook’s path to becoming a man.

Do I think Zuckerberg has the idea of how to fix this? Actually, no - he’s dealing with his own development right now (note: I just pulled a Zuckerberg/puberty joke- it was way too lowbrow…). But if he keeps poaching Googlers then chances are the little $15,000,000,000 company might grow up and serve a real purpose after all.

As more developers have more time with the Facebook API, I can only assume something functional and interesting will come along. Right now it might be a gawky teenager, but with its strong financial backing and talented internal development staff, Facebook has the potential to grow into a fully functional member of our society.

The larger question, to which I’d love an answer, is: What does an adult Facebook do? And how does it make money? But that’s a topic for another day…

So during this awkward adolescence, what do I use Facebook for? Blog post material. And not much else.

Apr 8

For a while now I’ve had the idea to have a weekly column to promote something tech-related that I actually use. As a Social Media Consultant I’m basically online all day long and come across many links, sites, social networks, toys, software, hardware, and so on, that help me be more productive and happier in my daily work. I’ve got the kind of job that has an infinite to-do list, so anything I can pick up to make me work more efficiently, I’ll do it. With hopes that I can help others be more productive on the web, I’ll pass along my knowledge and someday you can buy me a beer to call it even and we can then become less productive together. And thus the Things I Like series was created.

Things I Like #1: TASKBAR SHUFFLE

Let me start off by saying that I’m a bit of an organizational freak. For me to work productively everything has to be in place and ready to go. With my desk, this is pretty easy, as moving papers into folders is a task I mastered years ago. Unfortunately, digital items are trickier and not always movable.

Here was my problem: every day I come into work, start up Outlook, then my to-do list/time tracker, then my RSS feed, then work for clients in order of priority (remember, I didn’t say “organized”, I said “organizational freak”). By doing this, I accomplish a perfect order to everything in my taskbar (the bottom row of open applications in Windows) and I can quickly navigate to any one I needed. From left to right I always have Outlook, Task Tracker, RSS. The three biggies. But what if one of them accidentally closed?

Everything would be screwed up. I’d actually have to quit applications to get things back in order. Enter: Taskbar Shuffle. As the name suggests, Taskbar Shuffle allows you to drag and drop items on your taskbar to put them in any order you want.

This little application has saved me countless minutes a day- being able to open applications in any order- and drag them into the order I like them. Is it silly? Yes. Do I care? No.

Go get it free at the nerdcave

Apr 7

As this ridiculous story goes, the URL “Pizza.com” recently sold for $2.6 million - the concept behind the domain investment being that when someone wants a pizza they can just put in “pizza.com” and find an easy slice. And yes, as we’re talking about domain names today I’ve finally decided to link to a story on slashdot - hoping someone will finally get my domain name.

Let me just start off by saying that these people overpaid by about $2.6 million. That’s my stance on this. This was a stupid, stupid move. This seems like an amazingly year 2000 move. I mean, after I heard that Pizza.com sold for that chunk, I expected to read that Britney Spears did something respectable, or that Ross and Rachel were finally getting together… ok, sorry for those.

So let me tell you why I think this was such a stupid investment.

SEO
Frankly, I’m not sure if the person who just ponied up over two and a half million bucks has even heard of Search Engine Optimization, but I can only assume that they haven’t. First off, if you want your site to come up in google when people search for pizza, then for a whole lot less than $2.6 million, I know a good source that could help market your website and improve your search results.

It’s almost as if this person thought that this was actually 2000 and (some) people still used AOL keywords. Or if there weren’t even a search engine market in general- like people just type in random URLs looking for things. In fact, people do search. Google first, then Yahoo, then… well, it really doesn’t matter. People are searching for what they want. And searching for pizza isn’t going to get you pizza.com unless the content behind it is SEOd correctly.

Searching for Pizza

Content

What in the world could the Pizza.com website possibly contain that makes it that valuable? Phone numbers to local pizza places? Google maps does that. Menus to local pizza places? Grubhub or DiningOut do that. All the information on how to make pizza? There are numerous cooking sites out there. The history of pizza? Wikipedia, I guess, but who cares?

My argument here is that there isn’t anything that Pizza.com could host that could be worth that investment. If I want pizza, I will a) go to the website of my favorite chain for delivery (btw, I ordered online from Dominos last weekend and then tracked my cheesy bread through the process. It was life alteringly cool.) b) search for local pizza spots or c) go to Nino’s on Charles St and have a $2 slice in 2 minutes. I won’t go to pizza.com.

Web 2.0 Naming
Here’s where my argument gets fun, as it’s a new twist on one I’ve discussed before: in a world where startup companies have silly names- having a direct and simple URL is no longer relevant. Startups these days have ridiculous names - read my linked post to know my thoughts on this, but what’s important here is that the name doesn’t matter, the content of your site does.

So let’s say that the idea behind pizza.com is awesome. Let’s say it’s actually a functional and cool idea. How about a site that has all localized pizza info, with coupons, delivery and hours, prices and menus, a built in IM system for ordering… and so on. If the idea is that good- why does the name even matter? If the functionality of the site is that good, people will come to it anyway. Quality first, name second. This has to be killing the domain-estate market these days. In a world with Bebos, Yahoos, and Flickrs.

Incidentally, I recently read a funny comment (though I have no idea where) of some news site discussing Twitter- and the first commenter said something like “How can we take the service seriously with a name like ‘twitter’?” and the first response was “yeah, and what about that thing called ‘google’?”

If you site has content or value, then name it whatever the hell you want and it won’t matter. But if all you have is a domain name, then how are you going to become profitable. And more importantly, if all you have is Pizza.com, then how are you going to get your $2.6m back?

Apr 4

Hot off the heals of last night’s WebInnovators (while there I saw about 200 iPhones but only a few good startup pitches) I’m in the mood to branch out in the area. So, in an attempt to be more social, network a bit in Boston, and play with lots of gadgets, I’ve just formed the Boston Gadgetry Meetup group.

The idea here is that people will come meet at a bar and talk about nerdy gadgets and such. I’m not really sure how successful this will be- but I thought “hey, drinking beers and playing with toys is what I do on the third Tuesday of each month anyway… why not do it with other people!?”

So if you’re in the area and want to speak geek- check out the meetup page by clicking on the badge below. Drew’s already committed to hanging out… so at least I wont be all alone on the 15th.


Click here to check out
The Boston electronics Meetup!

Hope to see you there!

Apr 3

This post should really be titled “why you should believe in me blogging again” but I didn’t want to have to read that on my Recent Posts section… it just seems sad. But yeah, I wanted to go through the reasons as to why I’m getting back into this- and more importantly: why you should care.

Oh, and before I get too far into this - if you subscribe to my feed- then I’m sorry for all the reposts you’ll likely be spammed with. I’ve been doing some site maintenance and recategorized some things for simplified navigation.

Ok- let’s get into this list. The question is: Why should you believe that I’ll be posting here again?

  • I missed it (writing is fun, after all)
  • I’m trying to get more involved in the local tech community again (like the the Web Innovators meeting last night, that I’ll hopefully discuss more soon)
  • I’ve completely accepted that I’m a total geek (finally) and that makes it easier to “blog” (for examples on this, read the next two bullets)
  • I’m going to be starting a nerdy Boston meetup group to play with gadgets… yep.
  • I’m now on Twitter (there will be much more on this later- but for now - check out the widget to the right!  And please, please follow me- it’s embarrassing not having any followers…)
  • There is so much going on in the tech world (I’ve got loads to say)
  • This is my second post in one week! (And you know what- I’m not promising anything more than that either…)
  • I do this for a living and should be better at helping myself do it
  • I have some fun links that I want to share with everyone (like the one in the next bullet)
  • For example: I needed an excuse to promote The Official Bi-Lingual Chivas USA Soccer Blog
  • Now that I’ve allowed myself to discuss anything- I get to write about gadgets and video games, things about which I’m not an expert, but wish to be
  • Microsoft’s Live Writer (that’s right, a desktop blogging client. Unbelievably cool and has changed my life. Seriously, I’ve increased productivity at work by about 40%)
  • My loyal readers and commenters are going to keep me on the ball by writing me often…

So that’s it. I’m back. My posts will likely be shorter and less frequent than I’d like- but the thing I do promise is that I am going to find them interesting. Sound good?

Apr 1

Because it’s only appropriate that I triumphantly return on April Fools’ day… (and because it’s only appropriate to start a sentence, paragraph, post, blog with the word “because”…)

Let’s not even beat around the bush, let’s just dive right in, shall we?

General Excuses

  • Been busy (everyone is busy, get over it)
  • Traveling (this one is irrefutable, but email me if you want to see 250+ pictures of Japan!)
  • The Hell-Flu of 2008 (fever over 100 for nine straight days… this was legitimately the sickest I’ve ever been in my life)
  • I’m lazy (there’s really no explanation for this one- but I’m working on it)
  • I occasionally blog elsewhere (there are some great posts there by some smart people- check it out)
  • Work’s been time consuming (but great- this is the only excuse that I’m completely ok with)
  • It’s been cold out and that makes me lazier (but it’s getting warm again!)
  • My new computer that I got just for blogging is awesome… but tiny and not fit for blogging (there will be more on this later)
  • I started forcing topics that I didn’t really care about (my message can only be what I really know- not what I’m supposed to know)
  • I was avoiding topics I like (gadgets, video games) because I felt obligated to readers I don’t have (blog what you like and the posts will come)
  • I like video games (and instead of blogging I’ve been dorking around)
  • I’ve had some grand scheme of a big comeback post (screw that!)

So if there’s anyone out there still reading: hi… um- what have you been reading? There’s been nothing here.

Blogs are about sharing information and having fun. My goal now is to have more fun sharing good information. I mean, yeah, I’d have given up on me already, but if you haven’t- well then you’re obviously more dedicated than I am and maybe you should be blogging too.

And also- thanks for reading! Stick with me here- and expect some fun in the upcoming weeks. That is, until GTA IV comes out- then I’ll disappear again…

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